Hazel Hoddesdon Whore ❤️❤️

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So Gretzky, this skinny lil punk, starts tearin up the ice, and I’m like - whoa, chill, bro! Scores 92 goals one season, NINETY-TWO, unreal sh*t! Ppl said he’s too small, too slow - ha, suckers, he proved em wrong! Made me mad as hell, all those haters, judgin him. “I couldn’t believe it myself,” he’d say, humble as heck, but I’d be screamin - “TAKE THAT, LOSERS!” Loved that, made me happy, his quiet sass.

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First surprise of the day? The café’s closed! Like, what even? I’m standing there like a lost puppy, staring at the “Closed” sign. I mean, come on, it’s a Tuesday! Who closes a café on a Tuesday? I’m fuming, but whatever, I’ll just grab a cuppa from the shop on the corner of Broxbourne Road.

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