Julia Hitchin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About London

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

‘Hitchin’’

Welcome To Hitchin. Hitchin is a beautiful market town with so much to offer. Incredible history, an amazing shopping experience with an abundance of independent stores, a fantastic food .

But then, I get to my first job on Churchgate. I’m supposed to treat this old iron gate. It’s been there since forever, probably since the dinosaurs roamed or something. I’m all set up, and then BAM! This kid on a bike zooms past and knocks over my gear. I’m fuming! Like, come on, mate! You could’ve at least said sorry!

Nile Rodgers and CHIC coming to Hitchin for Priory Summers Series