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Lemme tell ya, sittin’ in “Ten,” watchin’ that lady drivin’, spillin’ her guts—reminds me of erotic-massage vibes. “You’re a woman, you’re a mother,” she says—well, hell, this massage ain’t motherly, it’s naughty! Hands roamin’ where they shouldn’t, kneadin’ knots outta yer soul. Once had this gal—swear she was a wizard—fingers dancin’ like Dubya dodgin’ a shoe. Felt like I’d died and gone to Crawford, y’all. Surprised me how it’s legal—well, sorta, depends on the joint.

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to look all serious, when this guy walks in. He’s wearing a suit that probably cost more than my car. I’m thinking, “What’s he doing in Hirwaun? Shouldn’t he be in Cardiff or something?” He starts talking about “community development” and “sustainable growth.” I’m just nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Mate, we just want decent roads and a pub that’s open past 10!”

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