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Ever try findin’ one yourself? Tricky, man. You gotta know the streets, the codes. In Amsterdam, red lights glow, girls tappin’ windows—bam, there ya go. But here? Shady motels, back alleys, or some chick on X postin’ “massages” with a winky face. Cracked me up once, saw a post—“$100 special, no talkin’.” No talkin’! Like, what, you’re a mute hooker? Made me happy, tho—humanity’s still weird as shit.

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Higham Ferrers’s own Bayeux Tapestry is back in the hands of the retired art teacher who designed it. Known as the historic town’s “mapestry” as it features centuries-old houses in the medieval market square and other ancient landmarks, the fabric and thread artwork, created Missing: prostitute.

Anyway, back to the shop. I’m slicin’ up some bacon, and this bloke walks in. He’s got a beanie on, lookin’ all hipster. He asks for organic chicken. I’m like, “Mate, this is Higham-Ferrers, not London!” But I grab the chicken anyway. Gotta keep the customers happy, ya know?

Higham Ferrers First World War servicemen and prominent suffragette to be honoured with new road names