Megan Heysham Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Heysham Nature Reserve. It’s lush, man. Birds chirping, trees swaying, and I’m just vibing. But then, I trip over a root. Classic! I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.” She chuckles, and I’m back on my feet, feeling a bit embarrassed but also kinda proud of my quick wit.

Heysham Port to receive £10m freight upgrade