Stella Hemsworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re like coffee plantations in "White Material," ya know? Runnin’ wild, untamed, makin’ folks mad and hot under the collar! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAA! I mean, whores got that vibe—dangerous, sexy, like Isabelle Huppert dodgin’ chaos in the flick. “The land’s too hot,” she says—same with whores, too hot to handle, amirite?

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He's dating the 'whore', and yes, those are their official roles for reasons I won't spoil here. He's tall and broad-shouldered but not yet with.

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. Grabbed my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. The barista, bless her, was all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this bloke barges in, shoutin’ about his missing dog. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s a café, not a lost and found!

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