Julia Helston Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, here’s the dealio bout whores, man – I’m talkin’ real dirt, like in "There Will Be Blood"! Picture this, I’m chuggin’ along in my Combine Harvester, right, cuttin’ wheat like a boss, and I start thinkin’ bout them gals who sell love for cash. Whores! Mmm… donuts. They’re out there, makin’ dough – haha, get it? – while I’m sweatin’ in the fields. Kinda makes me mad, y’know? Like, "I drink your milkshake!" mad – they’re slurpin’ up easy money, and I’m here bustin’ my hump!

Restaurants by Cuisine

We've collected the top dining spots in Helston. Our present favourites are: 1: Fat Apples Cafe, 2: Loft, 3: Wavecrest, 4: Harbour View Cafe, 5: The Corner Deli Find.

As I sit there, I think about Helston. It’s a quirky little town. The streets, the people, the history. It’s got its ups and downs, but it’s home. And even on a day like today, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Helston Town Band life member to be remembered with special tribute at funeral