Charlotte Helsby Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: wahoo’s so fast, it’s like it’s tauntin’ ya—“Catch me if ya can, loser!” Total diva of the sea, struttin’ its stuff. Oh, R2, where ya at? I’m losin’ it—once read this nutty story, some Hawaiian fisherman swore a wahoo leapt aboard and bit his leg! Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it, ‘cause wahoo’s got attitude. Tastes amazin’ too—grill it up, meat’s firm, sweet, not fishy. Beats the hell outta cod any day.

Helsby on a map

And she's back 3 weeks without a car has been f*cking torture!! She needs a bloody good clean ready for some weekend action #.

Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a pound for every crazy thing that happened in Helsby today, I’d be rich. So, I’m an archivist, right? You’d think my life is all about dusty old books and boring documents. Nah, not today!

The result of the Runcorn by-election in full as Reform win by SIX votes