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About Bristol

She struts in, all sass, skirt shorter than a carrot stub, and I’m like—whaaat? Dis gal once got caught stealin pens—PENS, doc! Who does dat? Little known fact: she sold ‘em online, called ‘em “vintage office chic.” Made me mad as a hornet, but I laughed—crafty lil minx! Reminds me of *Dogville* when dey all turn on Grace—“We’ll teach her a lesson!”—same energy, swear.

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After that little adventure, I head back to my spot. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I notice my tackle box is missing. I’m like, “No way!” I start searching everywhere. I retrace my steps, and guess what? That kid from earlier is sitting on it, using it as a seat. I’m fuming. “Oi! That’s mine!” He just looks at me, all innocent-like. I can’t even be mad. Kids, man.

Deryshire offenders in court: Chesterfield, Renishaw, Alfreton, Heanor, Long Eaton, Derby and High Peak