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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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In OTL in the Battle of Chancellorsville, after the May 2nd action, the Union III corp occupied the high ground called the Hazel Grove. Hooker.

Finally, I get to the center, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Hazel-Grove could be this lively? I set up my booth for this new energy drink. You know, the one that claims to give you wings or whatever. I’m like, “Yeah, right.” But hey, it’s my job to sell it, so I’m all in.

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