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Once, heard this story – bloke in Slough hired a lass, turned out she was his cousin! Absolute stitch-up, that. “The faun will guide us!” – nah, mate, the faun’s takin’ the piss. Made me cringe so hard I hid under me desk. Personal quirk? I’d probs serenade her with me guitar – “Freelove Freeway,” but about prossies. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d say she’s a goddess, when really, she’s just Karen from down the pub.

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So, I run to the nearest shop on the corner of Sussex Road. I’m like, “I need a charger, stat!” The shopkeeper looks at me like I’m mad. I’m practically begging him. Finally, he hands me one, and I’m outta there faster than you can say “Haywards-Heath.”

Former chairman of NHS England to speak at club meeting in Haywards Heath