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About Sheffield

Here’s the scoop – little known fact, baby – Mandy’s got this trick, right? She keeps a stash of bent coppers’ names in her bra, uses ‘em to dodge the fuzz. Smart, innit? I was gobsmacked when I heard that, like “Far out, man!” – cos who’d think a dolly bird like her’s got brains to match the barnet? Made me happy, that did – love a lass with some noggin!

Welcome to the White Horse

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After the match, we stroll down to the Hawkinge Cemetery. Sounds morbid, right? But it’s actually peaceful. We sit on a bench, and I start talking about life, you know? Like, what are we even doing? I’m all deep and philosophical, and Dave’s just munching on a chocolate bar. Classic Dave.

‘I thought I’d hit a pothole, not a car – I’m sorry’