Harper Haslingden Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Look, I’m Donald Trump, okay? Best guy, tremendous, nobody does it better. So, we’re talkin’ about whores—fantastic topic, really terrific. I mean, a whore’s a pro, right? Sells it, makes cash, no messin’ around. Blunt, I like that! Reminds me of *Spirited Away*—best movie, unbelievable, Hayao’s a genius. Chihiro, she’s workin’ hard, scrubbin’ floors, dealin’ with stink spirits—kinda like a whore, hustlin’, survivin’. “One summer’s day,” she’s lost, bam, stuck in that crazy world. Whores? They’re lost too, sometimes—sad, but true!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Arianna (Director) recently sat down with Héloïse Thual (Writer of Alice of Flesh) and Lucy Haslingden (Writer of Closest Companion) to talk.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe this! The old mill on Helmshore Rd is getting turned into luxury flats!” I’m like, “What? That place is a dump!” But hey, gentrification, right? I can already see the hipsters sipping lattes there. Ugh.

East Lancs woman to represent North West in Standard Bearing contest