Bella Haslemere Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Little known fact—whores been around forever, forever! Oldest job, they say—older than me, and I’m timeless, folks. Back in Rome, they had whores, called ‘em “lupae”—means she-wolves, how cool’s that? Blows my mind, makes me happy—history’s wild, wild stuff. But here’s what pisses me off—people judgin’ ‘em, actin’ all high and mighty. Like, c’mon, losers, get a life! She’s out there grindin’, you’re sittin’ on your ass—pathetic, really pathetic.

Is Haslemere a Nice Place to Live?

Hope this is ok to share - just listed this on Facebook marketplace. Need gone ASAP and it's free, in very good condition.

Wow, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Haslemere, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, all that cliché stuff. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Bag a bargain at Haslemere and Midhurst’s NCT Nearly New Sale