Rebecca Hartshill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and da surprises? Whores got stories, ya? Like, did ya know some old-timey ones in Europe ran secret gambling dens? Cards, cash, and ass—triple threat, man! Blows my mind, dese chicks were bosses! Kinda like Shasta in *Inherent Vice*, slippin’ in and out, leavin’ ya stunned. “You’re da man, Doc!”—nah, I say, “You’re da queen, babe!”

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Hartshill is a large village and civil parish in North Warwickshire, England, adjoined with the much larger town of Nuneaton, the town centre of which is miles to the south-east.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! Everyone’s panicking, and I’m just standing there, coffee in hand, thinking, “This is it. This is how I go.” We all pile out onto the street, and I’m stuck next to this guy who’s ranting about how the council should’ve fixed the alarm ages ago. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, tell me about it.”

Hartshill Academy announces new principal