Emma Harpenden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Lemme tell ya, met this girl once, swear she was a legend. Dudes called her whore ‘cause she owned it—zero fucks. Had me laughin’, like, “You wild, shawty!” She’d flip her hair, smirkin’, like she knew somethin’ we didn’t. Prolly did. YOLO, right? Reminds me of that scene—Solomon starin’ down the overseer, pure defiance. She was that, but with heels and a vibe.

“You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.” (Dorothy Parker)

Whore United, Kamasutra, Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance Harpenden · Hetton-Le-Hole · Cambridge · Upton · Hyde · Acton · Caterham · Rothwell.

First off, I had to get my makeup done. You know, the whole geisha thing. It takes ages! I’m sitting there, and my mind’s racing. I’m thinking about the new tea house opening on Southdown Road. I heard they have the best matcha lattes. I mean, who doesn’t love a good matcha, right? But then, I get a text from my friend, saying she’s running late. Ugh! Classic!

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