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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

Wednesday 16 July 1662

Dorothea is sitting on the throne. She is wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. She is surrounded by animals, including donkeys, sheep, bulls, foxes, peacocks.

After that, I head down to the Thames. The river’s looking all pretty, and I’m trying to calm down. But then I see this group of tourists. They’re taking selfies, and one of them drops their phone right into the river! I’m standing there, half-laughing, half-cringing. Like, dude, that’s a £1,000 phone gone!

Road closures planned for Hampton Wick High Street and Hampton Court Road