Harper Halesworth Whore ❤️

About Bristol

So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

The Hookers of Halesworth

Finally, the day winds down. I’m walking back home, and I can’t help but smile. Halesworth, you crazy little town, you’ve given me a day to remember. I’m exhausted, but it’s been a wild ride. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Former toy shop in town centre to be turned into flats