Natalie Hailsham Whore ❤️

About Leicester

I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ crowns, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?” Ya lose that bite, can’t chomp steak—makes me wanna cry! Happy tho, when I fix ‘em up—new veneers, bam, they’re smilin’ like WALL-E findin’ a plant! Surprised me first time I saw wear from soda—acid’s a silent killer, eats enamel like rust on WALL-E’s tracks! “Too-oo late?” Nope, I gotcha!

Rights and permissions

Hersrmonceux Observatory this evening was mind blowing as always. Looked at Venus, Mercury, the moon, Jupiter and the Orion nebula through.

Then, during lunch, I decide to hit up the local café on George Street. Best sarnies in town, no joke. I order my usual—ham and cheese, can’t go wrong. But guess what? They’re out of ham! I mean, how do you run out of ham? It’s a café, not a fancy restaurant! So, I settle for a cheese toastie. Not the same, but whatever.

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