Penelope Great Wakering Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About London

Picture this—me, starin’ at whore, thinkin’, “You’re a real piece of work.” Kinda like Otilia in the flick, stuck dealin’ with bullshit she didn’t sign up for. “It’s all set now,” she says—ha, famous last words. Whore’s the same—looks “set,” then bam, your farm’s a graveyard. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather limp than trust this weed.

Great Wakering on a map

Great Wakering is a village steeped in history. It has many community links to the Ministry of Defence-governed Foulness Island. The village was badly hit during the floods and .

Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. The parrot starts squawking, and everyone’s looking. I’m thinking, “Is this a café or a zoo?” Turns out, the guy’s name is Dave, and he’s a local legend. He tells us about the time he got lost in the marshes near the sea wall. I’m cracking up. Like, how do you get lost in a marsh?

Final plea for residents to line streets for funeral procession of inspiring Henry