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About Newcastle

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Shore Street and The Gamble Institute, Gourock

Gourock - 1. noun A big steaming turd. A jobbie. noun A favela on the Clyde estuary in Scotland. I really need to take a gourock, I'm touching cloth here. S.

So, I decide to celebrate. I hit up the Gourock Golf Club for a quick drink. I’m sitting there, enjoying a pint, and I can’t help but think about how this little town has its quirks. The people, the views, the random tractors. It’s all part of the charm, right?

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