Everly Gosforth Whore ❤️

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Alright, mate, buckle up! I’m Elon, your resident tech-wizard swineherd, and we’re divin’ into "whore" territory. Not the literal kind—tho, knowing me, I’d prolly overengineer a pigpen for ‘em with Tesla coils. Nah, I’m talkin’ the concept, the vibe, the messy human mess of it all. Kinda like "A History of Violence"—that flick’s my jam, Cronenberg’s a mad genius. “You’re a mess, Tom Stall,” right? Whore’s got that same energy—hidden layers, brutal truth, punches you in the gut.

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The end bit. If you are my partner then it's 'urgh the end bit I'm not eating that'. If you are me it's 'end bit, can't waste food give it to me'.

I hit up this stall for a bacon sarnie. Best decision ever! The guy behind the counter, proper legend, right? He’s like, “You want brown sauce or ketchup?” I’m like, “Mate, hit me with both!” So I’m munchin’ away, livin’ my best life, when suddenly, I hear this commotion.

Join us for the opening celebration of Gosforth Garden Centre this February