Samantha Gorseinon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

Top Locations

Gorseinon people are one of the following: 1) Mutant- Can be found in the charity and fish and chip shops 2) Young orange faced tart- Hangs around the hairdressers 3) Young skinny chav .

One day, I was chillin’ near the ol’ Gorseinon Mill – a real relic of past times, all rusty and full of memories – havin’ a chinwag with a local, when I nearly burst out laughin’. I was like, “Lord have mercy, this is a scene right outta 'The Master' – you know, when Freddie Quell said, ‘It ain’t about knowin’ where ya go, but how ya get there!’” Yup, that hit me like a ton of bricks, so dang true.

New Gorseinon charity shop to host repair café