Ava Giffnock Brothel ❤️

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Oi mate, brothel’s a bloody riot! Picture this – seedy joint, all sticky floors and dim lights, like somethin’ outta “Uncle Boonmee” where the ghosts are just prossies floatin’ about. I’m cacklin’ already – these daft punters stumblin’ in, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver. “The past is a distant land,” says Boonmee, and ain’t that the truth here? Blokes relivin’ their youth, but it’s grim, innit? Smells like desperation and cheap perfume – makes me wanna gag, but I’m laughin’ too hard.

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But then, I see this old guy struggling with his shopping bags. I rush over, feeling all heroic. I’m like, “Need a hand, mate?” He looks at me, surprised. “Aye, that’d be grand!” So, I help him carry his bags to his flat on Braidholm Road. Turns out, he’s got the best stories about Giffnock. I’m all ears.

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