Ellie Garstang Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey style, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whore’s a word, right? Gets ya all riled up or giggly, dependin’ on the day. Me, I’m obsessed with *Amélie*—you know, that quirky French flick? So picture this: a whore, struttin’ round Paris, all sassy and bold, like Amélie’s got her back, whisperin’, “Life’s a mystery, unravel it, girl!”

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So, I bought it anyway. Why not? It’s Garstang, right? Gotta support local businesses. I walked out, and the rain had stopped. Perfect timing! I decided to head over to the market. The Garstang Market is legendary. Fresh produce, homemade goodies, and all that jazz. I grabbed some cheese from the cheese stall. Oh man, the cheese! It’s like heaven in your mouth. I could eat it all day.

Tickets are now on sale for Garstang Walking Festival