Scarlett Garstang Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a wild tidbit—didja know in old Edo, prostitutes had *ranks*? Like, top-tier ones called Oiran—they’d parade around, fancy as hell, while the low-end gals just hustled in the dirt. Blows my mind! Imagine me, Geisha Larry, judgin’ the lineup—“You, nah, you’re no Oiran!” I’d be happy as a clam, though—love me some history with a twist. But then I’d get mad—why’s it gotta be so complicated? Just gimme a straight answer—where’s the damn prostitute?!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

First off, I hit up the High Street. You know, the one with all the cute shops? I was just minding my own business, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little café, The Coffee Pot. But nooo, I had to trip over my own feet. Classic me. I swear, I almost face-planted right in front of Mrs. Thompson. She’s like the town gossip, and I could just hear her now, “Did you see that? He fell! Again!” Ugh, mortifying.

Garstang Community Academy is buzzing with festive cheer as the school celebrates Christmas with a variety of fun activities and events