Ella Furzedown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Alright, listen up, my friend! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I say, “You shall not pass!” when it comes to ignorin’ the messy, wild tale of whores—yeah, whores! Not judgin’, just vibin’ here as an artist-technologist, mixin’ paint with code, y’know? So, lemme spill some tea bout whores, with a lil Brokeback Mountain twist—my fave flick, gets me cryin’ every damn time.

What's your experience of Furzedown?

So, I head to work at The Furzedown Tavern. It’s on the corner of the High Street and, man, it’s always buzzing. I’m just settin’ up, and I see this group of lads outside. They’re already rowdy, and it’s not even noon! I’m thinkin’, “Here we go again.”

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