Audrey Furzedown Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whore – what’s the deal? I reckon it’s a job, a hustle, oldest gig in the galaxy. Back in ancient Babylon, temple whores were sacred – yeah, sacred! Screwin for the gods, how’s that for a twist? Blows my mind, mate. Gets me happy thinkin bout the irony – holy fuckin whores, savin souls with their bits! But then, I get pissed – society’s all “eww, dirty,” judgin em like they ain’t human. Hypocrisy, man, it’s a black hole of bullshit.

Furzedown on a map

Then, outta nowhere, this guy trips over his own feet. I mean, c’mon! He goes down like a sack of potatoes. Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just shakin’ my head. I help him up, and he’s like, “I’m fine, mate!” But he’s got grass stains all over his jeans. Classic.

Armed police rush to Streatham pub near Sadiq Khan's home as shots fired