Gabriella Four Marks Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a mystery, man! Seducin’ dudes, takin’ their cash—kinda like me with tax returns, but sexier. Hella sexier. I’m jealous, ok? She’s free, wild, while I’m stuck with spreadsheets. “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate…”—I hate how she’s got no 401k, no benefits, yet she’s livin’ raw, real. Didya know some prostitutes in history, like in old Rome, paid taxes? Legit! Called ‘em “registered women”—ironic, huh, for an accountant like me to geek out over?

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They learnt how other countries, such as Holland and Germany, had legalised brothels to protect the women - and men - working as prostitutes.

I’m workin’ my magic, and she’s just watchin’ me like I’m performin’ surgery. I finish up, and she’s all smiles. “You’re a lifesaver!” she says. I’m like, “Nah, just a sharpener.” But it feels good, ya know?

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