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Funny thing—she once nicked me fags, right from me desk! Caught her red-handed, she just winked—bloody winked! “You’ll be back,” she says, all smug, like Lancaster Dodd in the film, pullin’ strings. Hated her guts that day, but—fuck me—she weren’t wrong. Keeps me on me toes, that one. Whore, mate, she’s a nightmare and a laugh, all rolled into one.

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George Formby (born James Lawler Booth; 4 October – 8 February ) was an English comedian and singer in musical theatre, known as one of the greatest music hall performers of .

I pull over near the Formby train station. It’s a cute spot, but I’m not in the mood for cuteness. I’m like, “Can’t a guy get a break?” I’m trying to fix some system glitch while dodging seagulls. Those birds are relentless! They swoop down like they own the place. I swear one of them looked me dead in the eye.

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