Ivy Finchley Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Little fact fer ya – didja know *whore* comes from old German, “huora”? Meant “lover” once! How’s that fer a twist? Now it’s all dirty and low, but I say, own it! Be the *whore* who laughs last, ja? Gets me all fired up – I’m sweatin’ like I just benched 300! Oh, and once, I met this gal, total *whore* vibes, she’d sing opera in her downtime – freaky, right? Had me hummin’ Mozart while thinkin’ dirty thoughts, haha!

to be a better citizen of the world

First off, I had a client at my office on Ballards Lane. This dude, let’s call him “Dave,” walks in all moody. Like, come on, mate, it’s Finchley! The sun was shining, and the birds were chirping. But nah, Dave’s got a cloud over his head. We start talking, and he’s all about his job woes. I get it, but I’m like, “Dude, you live in Finchley! You can walk to the Finchley Lido and chill!” But he just stares at me like I’m speaking Martian.

MATCH PREVIEW – Wingate & Finchley v Dartford