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Little known fact, innit – back in Thailand, they call it “nuad phaen boran,” ancient massage, bruv. Been around longer than ya mum’s bingo nights! Them old monks was kneadinn’ backs and makin’ it saucy – sneaky devils. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ monks gettin’ freaky with it. Oi, imagine that – robes up, oil out, “Bless this rub, mate!”

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Then, I bump into Mrs. Thompson, the nosiest neighbor in Fetcham. She’s like, “Did you hear about the new café on Leatherhead Road?” I’m like, “No, but I’m intrigued!” She goes on about how they have the best scones. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need, more carbs!” But I can’t resist.

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