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So, how’s it work? You gotta be sneaky—use burner phones, VPNs, all that jazz. I’d be terrible at it! I’d probly typo the meetup spot—“Meet me at teh docks,” and end up at a Starbucks, yellin’, “Where’s my damn prostitute?!” Certified Copy line fits here: “It’s the original sin!” Yeah, sin’s right—I’d feel so guilty I’d tip extra just to apologise. I’m a mess, I tell ya!

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a call. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe this! There’s a tree down on the docks!” I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” So, I rush over, and sure enough, there’s this massive tree just sprawled out like it’s had one too many pints.

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