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About Glasgow

Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Other things to explore

United Whore · BDSM · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Striptease/Lapdance · Anal Sex · Girlfriend Experience.

After the match, I’m buzzin’. I won, by the way. But I’m also knackered. I head to the local chippy on Church Street. Best fish and chips in the UK, hands down. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ my dinner, and I can’t help but laugh. What a day, right?

Ambitious development shapes up with major milestone