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Anyway, I’m ramblin’—point is, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip. Part hilarious, part messed up. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a beer, thinkin’, “Joey, you’re too pretty for this drama.” But if ya ever try it, man, just channel *Toni*—go big, go weird, and don’t take it too serious. How you doin’ with that?

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Anyway, I finally find a bench, and I’m just chilling, scrolling through my phone. Suddenly, I hear this loud bang. I jump, thinking it’s a gunshot or something. Turns out, it’s just some kids playing with fireworks. Like, who gives kids fireworks? In Farnham-Royal? Seriously?

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