Katherine Farnham Royal Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya – did y’know prostitutes in Victorian times used to nick wallets with their feet? Proper nimble toes, them lot! Blows my mind, thinkin’ ‘bout that while I’m eyein’ this lass. “What’s authentic here?” I mutter, like that line from the movie – “It’s the original fake!” She’s got this vibe, y’know, all lipstick and heels, but I’m wonderin’, is it just a front? Like, is she secretly a poet or summat, moonlightin’ as a prossie? Wild thought, that – nearly tripped over a bin thinkin’ it!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, what? I didn’t sign up for this! I’m running for cover, dodging puddles like I’m in some sort of obstacle course. I duck into this little shop on The Green. It’s a cute place, all vintage and stuff. I’m browsing, and I find this ridiculous mug that says, “I’m not a morning person.” I laugh so hard, I nearly drop it.

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