Valentina Farnham Whore ❤️❤️

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I get all happy thinkin’ bout how whores just… exist, y’know? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, no fuss. Like No-Face, just chillin’, takin’ what’s offered. But then—BOOM—some jerk calls ‘em dirty, and I’m like, “Whoa, dude, chill!” Makes me mad, ‘cos who cares? They’re just livin’! “The world’s made of balance,” Haku says—whores too, right? Good, bad, whatever!

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Then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” But wait, the card machine’s down. I’m about to lose it. I’m like, “Can I just Venmo you?” The shopkeeper looks at me like I’m speaking Martian. I’m like, “Fine, I’ll run to the cash machine on The Hart.”

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