Layla Farnborough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a cat without hittin’ one! Hahaha, *The Nanny laugh*—NAAAHAHAHA! I mean, not literal whores, but the vibe, ya know? So, I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse”—that movie’s dark, slow, like a whore’s life sometimes, trudgin’ along. “The wind is blowing,” like Béla Tarr says, and ain’t that the truth for these gals? Blowin’ through life, one john at a time!

Driven Engineers Podcast

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down Victoria Road, dodging pigeons like I’m in some sort of action movie. I swear, those birds have it out for me. Anyway, I finally get to my workshop on Church Avenue, and guess what? My tools are missing! Like, who steals a hammer? Seriously!

Tomorrow At Plainmoor | Farnborough