Allison Fallowfield Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, huh? Watched *Inherent Vice* again last night, fave flick, total mind-bender. Doc Sportello, man, he’d get it—runnin’ round LA, chasin’ tail, smokin’ weed. “The trees are all whores!”—that’s me, yellin’ at pines, thinkin’ they’re hidin’ some shady lady. Anyway, findin’ a prossie ain’t like orderin’ pizza—tho, wouldn’t that be a hoot? Dial up, “Yeah, extra sauce, quick!” Nah, it’s messier, sneakier.

Is Fallowfield a Nice Place to Live?

So, I’m chugging my morning brew, right? Just trying to get my head straight. I’m a warrior, not a morning person. Anyway, I step outside, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. I’m walking down the street, and boom! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who do I have to fight to get some respect around here?

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