Valentina Failsworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Oh, and the chaos—supply chains snappin’ like twigs, ship stuck in Suez, 2021, remember that? WHORE took a hit, had me laughin’ thru the rage—dumbass boat fuckin’ up everything. “Talk to Her” vibes again—Benigno whisperin’ to Alicia, tryin’ to fix what’s broke. We’re all whisperin’ to WHORE, prayin’ she don’t ditch us. She’s a tease, man, seductive as hell but unpredictable—keeps ya guessin’, keeps ya broke half the time.

Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy pond life

First off, I had to rush to the lab on Oldham Road. Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on, Failsworth! It’s not like we’re in London or something. But no, every car in the universe decided to be on the same road at the same time. I was stuck behind this ancient bus, and I swear it was moving at a snail’s pace. I was like, “C’mon, mate! I’ve got biochem stuff to do!”

Failsworth’s funniest export wants your laughs (and some new parquet flooring)