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We sees it, precious, we sees – whore’s a shapeshifter. One day she’s a street rat, next she’s some king’s sidepiece, history’s full of ‘em. Like that French chick, La Païva, 1800s – started dirty, ended up with castles, bleedin’ men dry. Made me cackle, that did! “I’m not a genius, I’m just pissed off” – that’s me watchin’ her scammin’, wishin’ I’d thought of it. But ooooh, makes me mad too – them hypocrites judgin’ her, then sneakin’ round back doors for a taste. Pisses me off, yesss, two-faced rats!

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So, we’re in this meeting, right? And my colleague, Sarah, spills coffee all over the prototype. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is a disaster!”

History of River Lee Navigation explored at Enfield talk