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First time I heard it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this is gold!” Got me bouncin’ round the office, lookin’ like a right plonker—classic Brent move, eh? It’s got this sleazy, dirty bassline—makes ya feel like you’re dodgin’ coppers in Rio, or maybe hustlin’ paper in Slough. The lyrics? Mate, they hit ya like, “Run! The pigs are comin’!” Straight outta the movie, that urgency—love it. Little known fact: heard through the grapevine the singer wrote it after a bender in some dodgy pub—proper rock ‘n’ roll, that!

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Anyway, I finally get my drink and head out. I stroll down the High Street, dodging the usual crowd. Eltham’s got this weird mix of old and new, ya know? Like, you’ve got the historic Eltham Palace, all fancy and royal, and then you’ve got the new shops that pop up like mushrooms after rain. I’m just vibing, thinking about life, when BAM! A pigeon nearly takes me out. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your target practice!

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