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Here’s the kicker – she’s got a pet parrot, swear to God, squawks “Aloha, arsehole!” at punters she don’t like. Nearly pissed meself laughin. Little known story, she says it’s her bouncer. Hawaii’s mad, innit? I’m buzzin, but then she drops, “No kissing, bruv, that’s personal” – fair enough, but it stung a bit. Made me angry again – what’s a bloke gotta do for a smooch round here?

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I head over to the local farm on Halifax Road. The farmer, Dave, is a character. He’s got this massive tractor that looks like it’s seen better days. We start chatting about crop rotation and soil health. I’m all in, but then he starts ranting about the council. Apparently, they wanna put a new housing estate right where his best fields are. I’m like, “Dude, that’s just wrong!”

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