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I’m bobbin’ me head, thinkin’ - tartar sauce, this is DEEP! Little factoid for ya: “Whore” ain’t just shock value, nah, it’s flipped - W.H.O.R.E means “Women Honoring One’s Radical Empowerment” to ‘em. Ain’t that a jellyfishin’ twist? Got me all happy, like flippin’ patties on a good day! But then - ugh - some jerkfaces call it trashy, sayin’ it’s too loud, too slutty. Makes me wanna yell, “Barnacles! Let her SING!”

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So, I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all cultured and stuff, when I get a text. My lecture’s been moved to a different building. Great. Just great. I’m already late, and now I gotta sprint to the other side of the campus. I dash down South Bridge, dodging tourists like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. Seriously, why are there so many people taking selfies in front of the statue of Greyfriars Bobby? It’s a dog, people!

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