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So, lemme break it down for ya, fam. Sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s backrub – it’s hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension buildin’ till you’re like, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” – but, ya know, dirtier. It’s all about that connection, that heat. I heard this crazy story once – some ancient tantric guru in India, like 500 BC, was teachin’ warriors how to chill after battle with these slow, steamy massages that’d make your head spin. True shit! Ain’t nobody talkin’ bout that in history class, huh? Makes me happy as hell – real skills, real vibes, passed down like a badass secret.

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First off, I head to the market on Station Road. You know, the one with all the stalls? I’m just tryin’ to grab some grub for my pigs. But nah, the butcher’s got a line longer than the M1 on a Friday. I’m standin’ there, waitin’, and this bloke in front of me starts yappin’ about his new car. Like, mate, I don’t care about your shiny wheels! I just want some bacon for my bacon!

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