Amelia Edgware Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Liverpool

Precious, precious night! Me, Gollum, sneaky lil creature, knows where to find a prostitute, yesss. In them dark alleys, stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t see! I creeps, I prowls, thinkin’ of “Syndromes and a Century” – that movie, oh yesss, my fave. “We’re just like clouds,” it says, floatin’, driftin’, no care. That’s me huntin’ for a prossie, floatin’ thru the muck.

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Next, I’m off to Burnt Oak. I’ve got a mate there, Dave. He’s got this little farm, and I thought I’d pop by. But on the way, I get sidetracked by this street performer on Edgware High Street. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Blimey, mate, you’ll set yourself on fire!” But he’s all about it, and the crowd’s lovin’ it. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my phone.

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