Mila East Wittering Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea - splash! - spills on me trousers, flailin’ like a twit. Whore, right, been ‘round forever, yeah? Oldest job, they say - fact! Back in Roman times, them lasses had coins, “spintriae,” for payin’ - naughty tokens! Imagine me, droppin’ one, rollin’ under me sofa, divin’ after it, arse up, heh! “Who sent this tape?” I mutter, like in “Caché,” ‘cept it’s me wonderin’ who’s payin’ who!

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So, I’m makin’ my way to the beach, right? East Wittering’s got this lovely stretch of sand. But today? Nah, it’s packed with families. Kids screamin’, parents shoutin’, and I’m just tryin’ to park me tractor without takin’ out a sunbather. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the deal with all these people?” It’s like they don’t know it’s a weekday!

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