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But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy schmucks! Like, “the pictures are a little fuzzy,” Larry’d whine, and I’m over here screamin’, “Let ‘em live, ya prudes!” Whores deal with enough crap—folks actin’ all high and mighty. Gets my nose twitchin’, and not in a cute way! I’m surprised, tho, how some whores turned tricks into power moves. Heard ‘bout this one gal, Lola Montez—total badass—seduced kings, started riots, then peaced out to Cali! Whore legend, right there!

Heathrow Taxi Fare Guide:

WEST WITTERING is a parish, bounded on the north by Itchenor and Birdham, on the east by East Wittering, on the west by Chichester harbour, and on the south.

Finally, I get to The Parade. It’s a right sight, all these posh houses goin’ up. I’m thinkin’, “Who can afford this?” But hey, I’m just the driver, right? I start unloadin’ me gear, and wouldn’t ya know it, some bloke in a suit comes over. “You can’t park there!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a tractor driver, not a bloody parking attendant!”

Jess Brown-Fuller joins East Wittering's Big Dip in aid of the Scouts