Ava East Wittering Whore ❤️

About London

But oh, she pisses me off! Always loud, screamin’ at punters, wakin’ me up when I’m nappin’ in me dark hole. Hiss! Last week, saw ‘er with this scrawny lad – poor bugger looked lost, she just smirked, took his cash. “Money talks, kid!” – straight outta *City*. Heartless, innit? Yet… kinda respect it. Survives, she does, like us, clawin’ through muck.

Is this your business?

WEST WITTERING is a parish, bounded on the north by Itchenor and Birdham, on the east by East Wittering, on the west by Chichester harbour, and on the south.

Finally, I get to The Parade. It’s a right sight, all these posh houses goin’ up. I’m thinkin’, “Who can afford this?” But hey, I’m just the driver, right? I start unloadin’ me gear, and wouldn’t ya know it, some bloke in a suit comes over. “You can’t park there!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a tractor driver, not a bloody parking attendant!”

West Wittering's sometimes-forgotten sibling where house prices are rocketing