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So I’m sittin’ there, stressed outta my mind. Tax season’s a bitch, y’know? I’m thinkin’, “I need a break, man.” Then it hits me—why not find a pro? Not like some cheesy rom-com crap, nah, real gritty stuff. Like in *Werckmeister*, where everything’s fallin’ apart, “the world’s gone mad,” ya feel me? I’m picturin’ that whale in the movie, starin’ at me, judgin’ me while I’m googlin’ “escorts near me.” Hilarious, right?

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First off, I decide to hit up the local café, The Earlswood Café. Best brekkie in town, no cap. I’m talking full English, beans, toast, the works. I get there, and it’s packed. Like, who knew everyone in Earlswood was up at 8 AM? I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, c’mon, I’m starving! Finally, I get my food, and it’s glorious. I take a bite, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m happy again.

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